{"product_id":"brainchew-paperback-1","title":"Brainchew - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eWol-Vriey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was supposed to be a simple jewel heist, but it went badly wrong. Chuck got shot and died.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLance hid his friend's corpse in the Pleasant Street Cemetery. But that was a big mistake-there was something undead, something extremely hungry . . . something eXXXtremely horrible, buried in the Pleasant Street Cemetery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Lance had just woken it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey called the monster Brainchew because it ate brains. Human brains. And it preferred those brains fresh from the heads . . . of the living.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now it was awake again, Brainchew planned on feeding big-time tonight. Oh hell yes, it did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWol-vriey - Wol-vriey is Nigerian and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp\/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of the BUD MALONE SERIES of bizarro detective novels: (Boston Posh (#1), Boston Corpse (#2) and Boston Lust (#3)). He also penned Bizarro 101, Dr. Orgasm, Girls Are Not Smiling, Hell Dancer, Melanie Nemesis Catchpole, Pussy Transmission, Vagina Mundi, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, and Vegan Vampire Vaginas published by Burning Bulb Publishing His stories: The Bizarro Story of I, Alice's Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Meat Suitcase and Guiltessa Dolores are published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in The Big Book of Bizarro and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears as a standalone eBook as well as in print as part of the Westward Hoes anthology, also by Burning Bulb Publishing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 220\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.46 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 15, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48048726540439,"sku":"9780997773040","price":20.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/4552\/4631\/files\/eRG4-sEU3n9780997773040_0bd641de-e1f5-46d6-aaf8-12bda7112078.webp?v=1784853054","url":"https:\/\/leyambercollective.com\/products\/brainchew-paperback-1","provider":"Ley Amber Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}