{"product_id":"girls-are-not-smiling-paperback-1","title":"Girls Are Not Smiling - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eWol-Vriey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome To The Road Trip From Hell\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePagan is demon-possessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLori is suicidal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBritt is just terminally pissed off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet three young Boston women on the run from the law, each with problems that will fuse into more than the sum of their individual parts, becoming a holocaust of sex and violence and terror, a literal rain of blood and horror and gore and evil.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if that wasn't already bad enough, Pagan's pet demon is slowly transforming her into something both unspeakable and unholy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTruly, these girls aren't smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWol-vriey is Nigerian, and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp\/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey blogs at: http: \/\/oddityfarm.wordpress.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 418\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.85 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 28, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48048725754007,"sku":"9780997773033","price":22.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/4552\/4631\/files\/MH0ogci8HR9780997773033_d5c94b12-3f1b-4384-8f54-e5cc8b99fee0.webp?v=1784853052","url":"https:\/\/leyambercollective.com\/products\/girls-are-not-smiling-paperback-1","provider":"Ley Amber Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}