{"product_id":"squeeze-me-paperback-2","title":"Squeeze Me - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCarl Hiaasen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy.\" --Janet Maslin, \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the author of \u003ci\u003eSkinny Dip\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eRazor Girl\u003c\/i\u003e, a hilarious, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling novel of social and political intrigues, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels--she was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCarl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and \u003ci\u003eSqueeze Me\u003c\/i\u003e is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, \u003ci\u003eSqueeze Me\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARL HIAASEN was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of fourteen previous novels, including the best sellers \u003ci\u003eBad Monkey, Lucky You, Nature Girl, Razor Girl, Sick Puppy, Skinny Dip, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Star Island, \u003c\/i\u003e as well as six best-selling children's books, \u003ci\u003eHoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eSkink, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Squirm.\u003c\/i\u003e His most recent work of nonfiction is \u003ci\u003eAssume the Worst, \u003c\/i\u003e a collaboration with the artist Roz Chast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 496\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.3 x 9 x 6.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 15, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48048618963095,"sku":"9780593339237","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/4552\/4631\/files\/xPp4o5EDUz9780593339237_dfafb9bc-1a56-4ce4-b8ac-3e1c858898f8.webp?v=1784852954","url":"https:\/\/leyambercollective.com\/products\/squeeze-me-paperback-2","provider":"Ley Amber Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}