{"product_id":"that-time-i-accidentally-became-a-serial-killer-paperback","title":"That Time I Accidentally Became A Serial Killer - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRebekah Sinclair\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a prosecutor, not a killer-or at least, I didn't use to be. Now I'm armed with a pink killing kit, a growing body count, and two crushes I can't choose between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe worst part? I'm falling for both of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, justice isn't just blind-it's a whole lot messier than I ever imagined.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*****\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is fine. Everything's fine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Poppy Hartwell-sex crimes prosecutor by day, reluctant serial killer by... well, technically accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo be fair, he attacked me first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt started when another rapist walked free.It ended with mom's hand-me-down knife, his throat slashed, and a stray dog peeing on his corpse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I've got a body count, a fluffy murder accomplice named Dexter, and a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone saw me kill him.Worse? They liked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy stalker doesn't just watch-he helps. Cleans up my messes. Leaves notes. Sends tips. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know... for next time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings go from bloody to worse when I'm assigned to a secret human trafficking task force led by \u003cstrong\u003eDetective Declan Blackwood\u003c\/strong\u003e-the man I've had a secret crush on for years but would literally rather choke than talk to. He's being framed. It's top secret. And now we're working side by side while I try not to picture his mouth on mine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause here's the thing-I've never been kissed.And now I have two dangerously unhinged options willing to claim that first taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCaught between \u003cstrong\u003ea detective\u003c\/strong\u003e I've always wanted and \u003cstrong\u003ea stalker\u003c\/strong\u003e who always seems to know what I need...And with bodies piling up, I'm starting to realize: \u003cstrong\u003eI don't want to be saved. I want to finish what I started.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePacked with bloodstained secrets, morally questionable foreplay, and a Shichon with a bladder control problem, That Time I Accidentally Became a Serial Killer is the unhinged dark romcom you didn't know you needed.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 562\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.25 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 26, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48046886781079,"sku":"9781967554041","price":28.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/4552\/4631\/files\/2LPO3c8oy89781967554041.webp?v=1784813365","url":"https:\/\/leyambercollective.com\/products\/that-time-i-accidentally-became-a-serial-killer-paperback","provider":"Ley Amber Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}