{"product_id":"the-vampire-patrons-paperback","title":"The Vampire Patrons - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRobert Gruett\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Vampire Patrons is a comedic look into the dysfunctional lives of four vampires, all siblings, living in a modern-day world where vampires, werewolves, the undead, and human beings work and live side by side, tolerating each other as best they can. But all is not what it seems when a series of brutal maulings grips the city and the four find themselves piecing together a murder mystery over their weekly dinners together at a second-rate diner - that is, when they're not busy arguing amongst themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobert Gruett grew up in Carol Stream, Illinois, and was homeschooled from 3rd grade through 8th grade. It was during those early years of being taught from the dining room table that he began writing a series of science fiction stories, first using pen and paper, then on an electric typewriter, and finally on his parents' trusty Commodore 128. Today, Robert lives in Aurora, Illinois, with his wife, daughter, son, two cats, and dog. While not writing fiction, he dabbles in photography. Officially, the IT industry pays the bills, but Robert hopes to one day give up the daily grind of systems support in favor of becoming a full-time writer instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 102\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.24 x 7.99 x 5.24 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 28, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48046879146135,"sku":"9780983721703","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/4552\/4631\/files\/sDfkWjjlUg9780983721703.webp?v=1784813354","url":"https:\/\/leyambercollective.com\/products\/the-vampire-patrons-paperback","provider":"Ley Amber Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}